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In a Language that You Can't Read

Sun May 18, 2008, 8:27 PM
  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: Bixby Canyon Bridge
  • Reading: Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
  • Playing: Fire Emblem
...Just Yet

By the way. Death Cab for Cutie's new album is Eymazing! Get it. Now.

So I owe apologies for the mess of deviation notices that will now crowd your inboxes. I just got done with 6 Ap tests, including the Studio Art one...
The teacher severely hinted my Breadth was better than my concentration... Thats really sad and I'm worried it'll hurt my score.
*wish me luck - I need it!*
...I also deleted most of my images. It feels good to start anew.


On a better note -
Somehow the school raised 30k, and instead of spending it on improving education, they are using it to give us awesome stuff for the Senior Party! They'll be giving away labtops and ipods and all kinds of stuff. The only problem with the party is that you can't bring ANYTHING in. Including purses and jackety things. That means that girls are in trouble.

*****

GYAH! I totally forgot to photograph my quality pieces! And now I won't get them back till July!!!! (not to mention if anyone contests my work I have no proof it's mine... {even though contesting it would be an utter waste of time})

Sie können tun besser als ich. Aber I kann nicht tun besser als Sie

9000 Grains of Rice!

Sat Feb 16, 2008, 9:56 AM
Not to be read by people under 14, especially those whose names start with S and V...

Ok, so my personal life is currently a bit haywire so I'm just gonna disapear from deviantart for a bit until things get sorted out.

In other news. FreeRice.com is a wunderfoot site! I don't usually endorse sites but yay! and Happiness! and donating rice to hungry peoples

And now for a joke:
Warning: it is a naughty joke


One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."

  • Mood: Overwhelmed
  • Listening to: Original Prankster
  • Reading: Catch-22
  • Playing: Rappelz

Lets play poker

Sun Oct 14, 2007, 7:27 PM
Grrr. Apparently one now has to be 18 to view mature content on here. I'm 17. What crap.
There is nothing wrong with seeing boobies or blood in a picture! It is art!
I don't go looking for nude pictures, but once in awhile there will be a really awesome picture that just happens to have violent scenes or something.
GYAH!


Anyways. Homecoming was pretty good.
Ebban's bf is yummy (too bad he's gay).
Kyte - your outfit was awesomeness!
Midnightice - when was/is your homecoming?

Calculus test tomorow, laters people

  • Mood: Fear
  • Reading: Pride and Predjudice
  • Eating: air

Read then defecate

Tue May 29, 2007, 7:19 PM
Yea, so a man who was like a father to me since I was 3 passed away a week ago. I will be putting up a tribute picture of him, so it'd be really nice if people commented on that. Even if its just to say, 'hi' I just want that piece to have lots of comments.

----- In other news -----

So I finally decided to check the growing deviations list. And cried. Over a hundred deviations and it's been less than a week. Don't get me wrong, I love looking/reading people's stuff but thats a little discouraging. Meester koolzo has over 200 so I can't complain much though.

---- In further news -----
A friend and I are doing a cosplay. The question is, of what? Any suggestions greatly appreciated.
We both have long ass blonde hair, btw.
and no Chobits apparently.

So go ahead and defecate peoples!

  • Listening to: the air conditioner

Bummelin

Sun Dec 24, 2006, 9:38 PM
Guess it’s time for another journal…

Merry Winter-Time!!!!!

What was everyone’s favourite gift (given or received)?

* My family is uhm… yeah… Today they were considering calling up my uncle and telling him he has no butt… Or as they said ‘sagging cheeks and a tongue down under…’ or something to that effect. I blame my mind on them. And Koolzo.

* So today I found this really awesome lighter, and tried for 5 minutes to light it. No luck. Then someone grabs it and lights it in one try. “You have to push down and up at the same time.” Of course the stupid lighter still wouldn’t light for me. Voila! No fire… psh…
…and to anyone with a “interesting” mind, yes what they say does sound rather naughty…
(no ones going to think it does and then I’ll feel just peachy)

* Lalala. I have to write a bit to make up for the last to months… Tartar sauce.

* Anyone have any tips on coloring well on paint shop pro? I can not do hair for the life of me… My eyes are going to bleed with all the tutorials I’ve read. Unfourtunately most of them require a tablet. Stoopid tablets. Tablets taste like chalk. I don’t know what chalk tastes like but I’d imagine it tastes like a tablet. A chalky tablet.

* Should I start writing stuff again? No.

* spins in figure eights*

Me no finishy journal.

Goes a Bummelin through town.........................25


  • Reading: Snow Flower
  • Watching: A memory of this morning
  • Eating: Your face!

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